The Hollywood Rules

Can the troops get golden machine guns too?
I wish they could be as cool as Anjelina and Brad. While conservative Muslims hate our guts because we are represented by Hollynitwits that nobody votes for, our troops are in danger everyday. Why are they allowed to represent our country? Who appointed them? Most people in America are relatively conservative in thier political, social and religious opinions, at least in comparison with the rest of the West. Unfortunately we are too often represented by people from La La land whose main qualifications are to pose in toothpaste commercials. While Anjelina and Brad can safely inflame Muslim fanatics from a distance, other people are in danger of life and limb every day. They’re stupidly “cool” values are cliched and asinine to most Americans. They’ve both been married before, but they won’t marry the parent of their children, because according to Hollywood rules, that would be SOOOO not cool! Is there some way we can stop these idiots from representing Americans everywhere?
No,those were Saddam’s private stash. I wonder what happened to them.
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (Dimension Collector’s Series) $5.33 With sidesplitting dialogue and rampant profanity, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reunites Kevin Smith’s dynamic duo in supreme lowbrow style. It’s the fifth comedy in Smith’s celebrated New Jersey “trilogy.” Here Quick-Stop potheads Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Smith) wreak vengeance on Hollywood, where Miramax is making a “Bluntman & Chronic” feature inspired by J. and S.B., but without the… |
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Beethoven’s Big Break $2.99 … |
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Hulk Hogan – Hollywood Rules Men’s T-Shirt $25.00 Each T-shirt is officially licensed from Hulk Hogan himself, and brand new. A must have for any fan of one of the greatest wrestling stars of all time!… |
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