Queen Hollywood
How can we uncover Hollywood’s conspiracy against Lindsay Lohan?
How can we, as the exalted Ms. Lohan’s dedicated fans and followers, uncover and destroy Hollywood’s conspiracy of defamation and lies designed to destroy our savior, Ms. Lohan?
It appears to me that the Hollywood elites are defaming Ms. Lohan by spreading untruths about her sexuality and sensibilities regarding illicit substances and libations.
Anybody that knows anything knows that Ms. Lohan is a figure of Christ-like innocence.
How can we take down this conspiracy and restore Ms. Lohan to her rightful place as the queen of the matinee?
Ok, here is what we do…
First we scoop out chocolate cinamon balls using a melon baller made in Peru…. it has to be made in Peru other wise the plan will fail miserably.
Next, we throw out the chocolate cinamon balls, and form a marriachi band who plays strictly at children’s birthday parties.
Third, we take a sip of lemonade
Fourth, we form a nightranger cover band and tour the world making millions off of stolen copyrited material, without permission.
Fifth, we get sued for copyright infringements
Sixth, we settle out of court and become pig farmers.
And the last and final step, is to cure aids using the pig fat leftover after makin bacon. to which we will drink wiskey to our hearts content in our mansions.
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