Hollywood Chihuahua

hollywood chihuahua
Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, or Jessica Simpson?

I already know guys think Jessica Alba is hot. However, she is stick skinny like she is anorexic. Jessica Biel has some meat and muscle on her, not falling to the Hollywood trend. Did anyone see Texas Chain Saw Massacre? Biel has a nice figure. And Jessica Simpson has never been clothes hanger thin, either. Simpson isn’t as toned as Biel but is curvy. I like Biel the best, and she can act. I like Simpson but she cannot act for any amount of money. I cannot stand Alba. She looks like an anorexic chihuahua made of rubberbands, kind of like Elastigirl, to me. Is that the appeal, the adolescent figure? I can’t figure guys out. Biel and Simpson are way hotter.

are you suggesting we take all the “jessica”s and throw them on a boat that’s headed …somewhere other than wherever “here” is?

anything that will get rid of jessica simpson is ok in my book. regardless of any consequences that will strike back at myself, humanity, or the earth


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